Do you know what I hate? When guys think that they've got a girl all figured out.
Guess what? YOU DON'T.
A girlie girl who loves doing her makeup,
wearing heels, getting her nails done, and going shopping can also love other things.
Like dominating in laser tag (that's right! I almost scored 20,000 points for my team in one 4 minute round!) and playing that friggin oawesome Terminator game non-stop resulting in a 5 star elite shooter badge! (BOO-YAH!)
Then cutting people off on the go kart track until she gets into a collision slamming her knee so hard the blood stained her FAVORITE JEANS!!!! and she didn't even tear up.
So don't stare at her like you know she's weak and don't ask her if you can carry her out because she wanted to leave the track because her knee is bleeding! AND DEFINITELY DON'T HIT ON HER WHILE SHE'S IN PAIN BECAUSE SHE WILL SLAP YOU! YOU INSENSITIVE JERK!
But do you know the one think I love? Flowers. So if you want to get on my good side you need to buy me some roses, with some fried pickles in them dawg! :D
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