GUNS -N- ROSES

Do you know what I hate? When guys think that they've got a girl all figured out. 

Guess what? YOU DON'T. 

A girlie girl who loves doing her makeup, 

wearing heels, getting her nails done, and going shopping can also love other things.

 Like dominating in laser tag (that's right! I almost scored 20,000 points for my team in one 4 minute round!) and playing that friggin oawesome Terminator game non-stop resulting in a 5 star elite shooter badge! (BOO-YAH!) 

Then cutting people off on the go kart track until she gets into a collision slamming her knee so hard the blood stained her FAVORITE JEANS!!!! and she didn't even tear up. 

So don't stare at her like you know she's weak and don't ask her if you can carry her out because she wanted to leave the track because her knee is bleeding! AND DEFINITELY DON'T HIT ON HER WHILE SHE'S IN PAIN BECAUSE SHE WILL SLAP YOU! YOU INSENSITIVE JERK! 

But do you know the one think I love? Flowers. So if you want to get on my good side you need to buy me some roses, with some fried pickles in them dawg! :D

Dreams

We all know that cinderella song: A dream is a wish your heart makes! 

Right?  . . . yeaaa don't act like you don't know you closet Disney lover! 

Well I sat down for a little bit to actually think of what that verse of the song really means. I ended up thinking of how ( . . . and this is scary so brace yourself) people who dream of an amazing future but don't go for it end up working in the last place they would've ever thought of . . .  my dentist's front desk. 

I walk into the dentist and there is a sad-crying face behind this "smile" I get welcoming me to the office. 

I feel so bad because now I'm on my way to following my dream and she's stuck there.

So here's my tip for you reading this and yet you haven't followed your dream.

YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR MY DENTIST SO GET OUT THERE AND MAKE YOU'RE DREAM A REALITY! I can't take anymore pitiful receptionists.

But if your dream is to be my dentist's receptionist then I guess you're good then :)

Oldies are the Newest Craze!

If you're into the top 40 hits kind of music you're probably those people who wait for a new song to come out so you can go straight to Frostwire to download it! Am I right!?  . . . I KNEW IT! HA! well here's something new you should try. Listen to the oldies. They always put me in a good mood :)  and it always makes me want to dance like I was in the 70's or 80's. Try Aha- Take on me. Love it <3

Annyoing People Singing

    I was in target the other day and in walks this guy with loud music playing from his cell phone. He puts it up to his ear and starts to rap along with the music. I just thought to myself "wow. really?" This isn't the first time I see this, but it definitely has been a while. It just annoys me because it's like "why must you sing so everyone can hear you? A music producer is not hiding in the kids section of Target waiting to see what new talent is walking around the corner." GOSH! 

Things my BLOGTV viewers said!

That was cornier than motherhood and apple pie- upstate


Nicky is this close to being Larry King's 12th wife-Anusol


Female logic is impossible- Anusol


Are witches real?- likesososocool


BlogTV destroys livessssss :o -Smiles2


Check out my BlogTV show: http://www.blogtv.com/People/Nickyologist

Reaching Out

    Today was uber fun! Hung out with one of my besties Tina and we talked about everything! We haven't spend time together in a while! Isn't it good to catch up with people!? I think everyone should try to contact at least 3 different people who they haven't spoken to in a while! Okay try it right now! Get out your phone and find 3 people who you haven't texted or called in about 2 weeks or more, and just say "hey, what's up!?" I guarantee you it'll brighten their day as well as yours :)

Check out my Tina's blog here: http://thisheartofwords.blogspot.com

Vending Machines Kill

    I was on this fun fact website and I was skimming through some of the facts, but I had to stop and analyze this one: More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines! I thought to myself "10 people each year are either really bored or really stupid" after watching these clips below I've discovered that it's both!

You can check out the fun fact site at this link: http://www.funfactz.com